Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the yard and shot it.
It's a scientific fact that for every year you live in California, you lose two points off your I.Q. It's redundant to die in L.A.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Life is difficult enough without Meryl Streep movies.
The better the actor the more stupid he is.
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
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