Whoopi Goldberg, Jerry Stiller, Anne Meara, Ben and Amy Stiller, Lewis Lapham, Kevin Smith, Dylan Brody, Kelly Carlin, Tony Hendra, Patrick Carlin, Floyd Abrams, and Louis C.K. eulogize Geoege Carlin at a New York Public Library event celebrating the release of his autobiography, "Last Words."
It's well worth the hour and 44 minutes of your time. There's an accurate transcript also available here.
"Sliding headfirst down a vagina with no clothes on and landing in the
freshly shaven crotch of a screaming woman did not seem to be part of
God’s plan for me, at least not at first."
-George Carlin, "Last Words"