Mae West (August 17, 1893 - November 22, 1980):
A man in love is like a clipped coupon-it's time to cash in.
Between two evils, I generally like to pick the one I never tried before.
Beulah, peel me a grape.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognize a good party man when I see one.
I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time.
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
I speak two languages: English and Body.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
I'm no angel, but I have spread my wings a bit.
I'm the kinda girl who works for Paramount by day, and Fox all night.
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day-and another, in case it doesn't rain.
She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Some men are all right in their place- if they only knew the right places!
The score never interested me, only the game.
There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
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