The KGB Batsh*t Constant evolves, but maintains its basic premise:
"If you review the hundreds of public opinion polls taken every year, you'll discover that roughly 20 to 30 percent of the population is against everything, regardless of the question. Or, to use the technical term, batsh*t crazy. I like to refer to this as The Batsh*t Constant."
"In any election, twenty to thirty percent of the population will consistently vote for the least qualified, most emotionally unstable, or most cognitively impaired candidate on the ballot."
The winner of the Ames, Iowa Straw Poll? Michele Bachmann, with 28.6% of the vote.