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Published Sunday, July 03, 2011 @ 6:32 AM EDT
Jul 03 2011

Recently enshrined in the KGB Quotations Database:

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
-Woody Allen

You gotta stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone oughta be.
-Elizabeth Gilbert

Some people create their own storms and then get mad when it rains.
-Patricia Aydelott

You don't have to be good to succeed. You just gotta be the least shitty option.
-Sam Halpern

All scientifically possible technology and social change predicted in science fiction will come to pass, but none of it will work properly.
-Neil Gaman

Don't disturb complicated systems that have been around for a very long time. We don't understand their logic.
-Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Unlike a well-defined, precise game like Russian roulette, where the risks are visible to anyone capable of multiplying and dividing by six, one does not observe the barrel of reality.
-Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
-Charles Bukowski

The shortest distance between two points is often unbearable.
-Charles Bukowski

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and eight times out of nine I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.
-Charles Bukowski

Reporting the facts can change the course of history. Then again, so can Wikipedia.
-Stephen Colbert

Note to self: work on being less note-to-selfish.
-John Alejandro King (The Covert Comic)

We confess to little faults only to persuade ourselves that we have no great ones.
-Francois de la Rochefoucauld


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