A realist is a man who insists on making the same mistakes his
All fathers are invisible in daytime; daytime is ruled by mothers and
fathers come out at night. Darkness brings home fathers, with their
real, unspeakable power. There is more to fathers than meets the eye.
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually
has a son who thinks he's wrong.
Diogenes struck the father when the son swore.
Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its
Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother, she looks like my
Father's Day is like Mother's Day, except the gift is cheaper.
-Lieberman, Gerald F.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love the most is soap-on-a-rope.
Fathers have a unique and irreplaceable role in the lives of children.
-Bush, George W.
Fathers should neither be seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis
for family life.
For years I thought my father was a hunchback. Turns out he didn't know
suspenders were adjustable.
Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why
Hello. My name is Oedipus. You are my father. Prepare to die.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke
about a father-in-law?
I don't have prejudice against myself. My father was a white and my
mother was black. Them call me half-caste or whatever. Me don't dip on
nobody's side. Me don't dip on the black man's side nor the white man's
side. Me dip on God's side, the one who create me and cause me to come
from black and white.
I once complained to my father that I didn't seem to be able to do
things the same way other people did. Dad's advice? "Margo, don't be a
sheep. People hate sheep. They eat sheep."
If a child looks like his father, that's heredity. If he looks like a
neighbor, that's environment.
If any question why we died, Tell them, because our fathers lied.
My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
My father was frightened of his father, I was frightened of my father,
and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened
-King George V
My father's a proctologist. My mother is an abstract artist. That's how
I view the world.
My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six.
No man is responsible for his father. That is entirely his mother's
Noble fathers have noble children.
Rich men's sons are seldom rich men's fathers.
The similarities between me and my father are different.
The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an
This is the reason why mothers are more devoted to their children than
fathers: it is that they suffer more in giving them birth and are more
certain that they are their own.
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