Recent late-night political jokes, from Daniel Kurtzman's Political Humor Blog on About.com.
Newt Gingrich is running for President. Every six months we'd have a
different First Lady. Newt's slogan is, 'At least I'm not Trump.'
Bristol Palin just announced she had corrective surgery on her mouth.
It's being called the right procedure on the wrong Palin.
President Obama's approval rating has hit 60 percent, its highest in two
years. So he can pretty much count on reelection if he can just kill bin
Laden two more times in the next 12 months.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver might be splitting up. Arnold's
friends say he is doing everything he can to win his wife back. He just
burned every single copy of 'Jingle All the Way.'
Donald Trump says he uses Head & Shoulders on his hair. As a result,
Head & Shoulders is suing Donald Trump for slander.
Newt Gingrich announced that he's running for president on Twitter and
Facebook. I think his concession speech will be on YouTube.
Bristol Palin said she had corrective surgery to fix her jaw, not
cosmetic surgery. She must have gone to the same surgeon who corrected
Victoria Beckham's breasts.
A TSA screener in Kansas City is facing criticism for giving a pat-down
to an 8-month-old baby. You don't pat down a baby! You stick him in a
tray and run him through the X-ray machine.
The White House announced that the $50 million reward for Osama bin
Laden's whereabouts won't be going to anyone. Then China was like,
Gaddafi hasn't been seen since April 30. Are you thinking what I'm
thinking? Nose job.
I don't know if you've ever tasted Godfather's Pizza, but if he can keep
that place from going bankrupt, he is an economic genius.
-Stephen Colbert on GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain