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Political jokes of the week: Trump edition
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Published Saturday, April 16, 2011 @ 10:24 AM EDT
Apr 16 2011

Recent Donald Trump-related late-night jokes, from Daniel Kurtzman's Political Humor Blog on About.com.

Donald Trump insists that he is going to run for president. I guess he figures if he can pull off that hairstyle, he can do anything.
-Jimmy Kimmel

Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up. Say what you want about Trump, at least this guy has his priorities in order. He doesn't want to let any reality get in the way of his reality show.
-Jay Leno

Donald Trump has a great campaign slogan: "A complex world demands complex hair."
-David Letterman

Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.
-Craig Ferguson

Donald Trump might be running for president and he just released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as "blue" and his hair as "ridiculous."
-Conan O'Brien

Donald Trump announced he got his own segment every Monday morning on Fox News. Just what Fox News needs- another blonde airhead.
-Bill Maher

If Donald Trump loves America so much, why does he keep outsourcing the job of his wife?
-Seth Meyers

Donald Trump said he can't make a final decision about whether he will run for president or not until this season of Celebrity Apprentice is over. Which is maybe the best excuse from a guy who might run for the presidency ever- I am unable to decide on whether or not I will run for President until I decide whether Latoya Jackson or Jose Canseco will be my new Apprentice.
-Jimmy Kimmel

In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network Donald Trump said "I believe in God." But of course Donald thought he was talking about himself.
-Jay Leno

Maybe he should ease into this- by running for a lower office first, like President of the Hair Club for Men.
-Jimmy Kimmel

If Donald Trump wins, my guess is America will look a lot like it did in Back to the Future 2, when Biff was in charge.
-Jimmy Kimmel

On Fox News, Donald Trump said Obama's birth certificate could indicate that he's a Muslim. Trump said he doesn't trust anyone with a foreign-sounding name, and neither does his daughter Ivanka.
-Conan O'Brien

Donald Trump called George W. Bush "the worst president in the history of the United States." Then he added, "Until, of course, I'm elected."
-Conan O'Brien

Donald Trump says he will run for president. He'll have to find a cabinet position for that thing on his head.
-David Letterman


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