Puppy love is no laughing matter when you're a puppy.
"All you need is love?" Yeah? Try payin' the effin' rent with it.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
-Gabor, Zsa Zsa
A man in love is like a clipped coupon-it's time to cash in.
All great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road
to actual seduction.
All I know of love is that Love is all there is.
All that matters is love and work.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
-Schulz, Charles M.
And when I say you sucked my brains out, the English translation is that
I am in love with you.
Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in
it a few times.
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion,
enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
But he who cannot reveal himself cannot love, and he who cannot love is
the most unhappy man of all.
Did you ever notice that "love" spelled backwards is "evil"? Well, not
exactly, but it's still pretty scary.
Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because
she waxed the linoleum- "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you
Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go walking in the rain.
Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.)
Every love is the love before
In a duller dress.
Every man loves two women; the one is the creation of his imagination
and the other is not yet born.
Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.
Falling out of love is chiefly a matter of forgetting how charming
-Murdoch, Jean Iris
For you to ask advice on the rules of love is no better than to ask
advice on the rules of madness.
Four be the things I'd have been better without:
love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship- never.
-Colton, Charles Caleb
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as
getting married just because you do.
-Gabor, Zsa Zsa
Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his
-Johnson, Lyndon B.
Grief is the price we pay for love.
-Meyer, Sir Christopher
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
Hold fast to whatever fragments of love are left, for sometimes a mosaic
is more beautiful than an unbroken pattern.
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday, you really got on my
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
I suppose that when a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for
her, except continue to love her.
I think most folks that are hooked up are like me, and suspect they hit
the love lottery, but they haven't finished scratching off the ticket
I will show you a love potion without drug or herb, or any witch's
spell; if you wish to be loved, love.
I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another and I know there
are people in the world that do not love their fellow human beings and I hate
people like that!
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you anywhere.
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
If love is blind, why is Victoria's Secret so successful?
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means
always having to say everything twice.
If men were as great lovers as they think they are, we women wouldn't
have time to do our hair.
If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell
mushrooms from toadstools.
If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.
If you love a man, set him free. If he comes back, it means he's
forgotten his sandwiches.
If you really love someone it shouldn't matter what's been in their
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus
one equals nothing.
It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love,
drunk, or running for office.
Life is one fool thing after another where as love is two fool things
after each other.
Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together
in the same direction.
-de Saint-Exupery, Antoine
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals,
sort of like an amateur radio operator.
-Brown, Helen Gurley
Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like
bread, re-made all the time, made new.
-LeGuin, Ursula K.
Love doesn't make people into fools. But it might expose them.
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride
-Jones, Franklin P.
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
Love is a decision, not an emotion.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he
turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Love is a series
Of darlings and dearies
Of honeys and sweeties
And sugared entreaties
Of moonings and spoonings
And cooings and billings
All tempered, of course,
By occasional killings.
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over,
pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is
impossible for those who have had any experience with them.
Love is an extension of life, and lust is an extension.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain
Love is like epidemic diseases. The more one fears it, the more likely
one is to contract it.
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral
Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the
-Maugham, W. Somerset
Love is the cheapest of religions.
Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is
-Murdoch, Jean Iris
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law,
and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of
Love means having to say you're sorry every five damn minutes.
Love, not time, heals all wounds.
Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying
the whole girl.
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long
time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it
doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first
choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.
No matter how much a woman loved a man, it would still give her a glow
to see him commit suicide for her.
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.
Oh, now there's only one kind of love that lasts. That's unrequited
love. It stays with you forever.
People ask if it's possible to find love after age 40. The answer is
yes; you just have to reach your hand down a little lower.
-King, John Alejandro (The Covert Comic)
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
Perfect love sometimes does not come until grandchildren are born.
Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each
other is greater than your need for each other.
The best proof of love is trust.
-Brothers, Dr. Joyce
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
The first duty of love is to listen.
The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom.
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate
twenty-five year old men more.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
-Lewis, Joe E.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
The whole thing about matrimony is this: We fall in love with a
personality, but we must live with a character.
-de Vries, Peter
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children and
children love hamsters.
-Ellis, Alice Thomas
There is nothing finer than the love of a good woman. But the love of
two bad women is nothing to sneeze at.
-Spiro, Lev L.
There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is
worth a billion dollars.
-Galbraith, John Kenneth
There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's
words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it
gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a
cloth that feels like love itself.
-Brown, John Gregory
To be loved, you have to be nice to everybody every day. To be hated,
you don't have to do squat.
-(From the TV series The Simpsons)
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will be
wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact
you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round
with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up
safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that
casket-safe, dark, motionless, airless- it will change. It will not be
broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable.
True love comes gently, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear
bells, get your ears checked.
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
-de la Rochefoucauld, Francois
Two things a man cannot hide: that he is drunk, and that he is in love.
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first
-von Eschenbach, Marie Ebner
We're here to ruin ourselves, and break our hearts and love the wrong
people and die.
-Shanley, John Patrick (From the film Moonstruck)
What we can do for another is the test of powers; what we can suffer is
the test of love.
-Westcott, Bruce F.
When the coin is tossed either Love or Lust will fall uppermost. But if
the metal is right, under the one will always be the other.
When the satisfaction or the security of another person becomes as
significant to one as one's own satisfaction or security, then the state
of love exists.
-Sullivan, Harry Stack
When wounded by those you love, try to keep in mind that there is a vast
gulf between malice and weakness.
Who, being loved, is poor?
Without love, intelligence is dangerous; without intelligence, love is
You need someone to love while you're looking for someone to love.
You've decided to love me for eternity and I'm still deciding who I want
to be today.