The week's best late-night political jokes, from Daniel Kurtzman's Political Humor Blog on About.Com.
The President of China is in Washington. It's a bit like when you're
into your bookie for more than you can afford, and he stops by the house
to say hello.
The White House held a state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao.
President Obama wore a traditional Chinese-made garment: a pair of Nikes.
The Republican-controlled House voted to repeal the healthcare bill. If
that goes well, they'll see what they can do about this whole 'women
Good news tonight. The chief victim of that shooting in Tucson is
sitting upright and talking. (On screen: Sarah Palin on Fox News)
Doctors say Dick Cheney may need a heart transplant, but Cheney isn't
worried. He's already picked out a hunting buddy.
Dick Cheney predicts that President Obama will only last one term. This
is coming from the same guy that predicted weapons of mass destruction
President Obama held a state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao. The
world leader with the funny name, who grew up in Asia, said he enjoyed
meeting President Hu.
Obama and Hu had a private dinner the night before. When Obama tried to
pick up the check, Hu said, 'Your money is no good here.' Obama laughed,
and Hu said, 'No, really, your money is no good.'
There was a really awkward moment when the Chinese president met
President Obama's daughters and asked them, 'So what factories do you
kids work at?'
Chinese President Hu Jintao visited the White House. Fox News said it
was a gathering of the world's most powerful communist -- and the
president of China.
After surprise visits to Afghanistan and Pakistan, Vice President Joe
Biden made a surprise visit to Iraq yesterday. Is it me, or is he just
lost in that area?
Arnold Schwarzenegger said being Governor of California cost him at
least 200 million dollars in lost movie roles. Moviegoers everywhere
said, 'Totally worth it.'
Arnold Schwarzenegger says he's considering doing a movie in which he
would play a Nazi. He says that after being governor of California, he's
looking for a job that will make people hate him less.
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