Santa Claus is going to make an unscheduled appearance at a local church function this week, and a member of the congregation asked me my opinion.
"I'm the wrong person to ask," I replied. "To me, it's sort of like asking what would happen if Spiderman showed up unannounced at Superman's Fortress of Solitude."
It's an interesting premise, but there are weightier philosphical matters to consider, such as the such as the origins of Christmas itself.
Whatever. In the words of Ogden Nash, "Merry Christmas, nearly everyone!"