... he wouldn't have photographed them under low-light conditions through the dirty lens of a low-resolution cellphone camera and then brutalize the result with various Photoshop-induced distortion effects in a vain attempt to simulate an impressionist style watercolor. Nope. He would have just painted the damned thing.
I call this, "What is this strange 'Poker' you wish us to play?"
(From the left: Lucy, Riley, Sassy and Misty.)