Conceived above a saloon, delivered into this world by a masked man identified by his heavily sedated mother as Captain Video, raised by a kindly West Virginian woman, a mild-mannered former reporter with modest delusions of grandeur and no tolerance of idiots and the intellectually dishonest.


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Friday, January 08, 2010

Yes, he's on to something...

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
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I like having a machine called "elvis" on the network because that way, I can say "ping elvis" and have it come back with "elvis is alive."
-Carl Shipley

(The King would have been 75 today.)

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Thursday, January 07, 2010

Quote of the day

Everyone's back from vacation today. In Washington, President Obama returned to the Oval Office after spending the holidays in Hawaii. And Joe Biden returned after spending the holidays on his home planet.
-Craig Ferguson

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Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Quote of the day

So even if the bomb works, there's going to be 72 very disappointed virgins.
-Jon Stewart on the "underwear bomber"

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Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Remembering Sonny...

Sonny Bono, February 16, 1935 - January 5, 1998

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Monday, January 04, 2010

Checking in with Mister Science and Little Jimmy...

I talked with Pittsburgh radio legends Larry O'Brien and John Garry during the past week, and they're both doing well and enjoying their respective retirements. John is here in the Pittsburgh area, and Larry is playing golf three times a week at his palatial estate in Hilton Head.

Larry had quadruple bypass surgery about a year and a half ago and has recovered with no ill effects, although he never thought he'd be working out in the gym on a regular basis.

Other good news: look for the long out of print O'Brien & Garry: The CD to resurface sometime in 2010.

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So there.  
The kgb@kgb.com e-mail address is now something other than kgb@kgb.com saga.
kgbreport.com used to be kgb.com until December, 2007 when the domain name broker Trout Zimmer made an offer I couldn't refuse. Giving up kgb.com and adopting kgbreport.com created a significant problem, however. I had acquired the kgb.com domain name in 1993, and had since that time used kgb@kgb.com as my sole e-mail address. How to let people know that kgb@kgb.com was no longer kgb@kgb.com but rather kgbarkes@gmail.com which is longer than kgb@kgb.com and more letters to type than kgb@kgb.com and somehow less aesthetically pleasing than kgb@kgb.com but actually just as functional as kgb@kgb.com? I sent e-mails from the kgb@kgb.com address to just about everybody I knew who had used kgb@kgb.com in the past decade and a half but noticed that some people just didn't seem to get the word about the kgb@kgb.com change. So it occurred to me that if I were generate some literate, valid text in which kgb@kgb.com was repeated numerous times and posted it on a bunch of different pages- say, a blog indexed by Google- that someone looking for kgb@kgb.com would notice this paragraph repeated in hundreds of locations, would read it, and figure out that kgb@kgb.com no longer is the kgb@kgb.com they thought it was. That's the theory, anyway. kgb@kgb.com. Ok, I'm done. Move along. Nothing to see here...

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I am a professional. Do not try this at home.


I canna change the laws of physics


As a matter of fact, I *am* the boss of you.
(as a matter of fact, i AM the boss of you.)


Truly great madness cannot be achieved without signficant intelligence


I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


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Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped.


Eff the ineffable, scrute the inscrutable.


If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.


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