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Saturday, August 08, 2009

Link of the day

Step 16 is the killer.

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Friday, August 07, 2009

Priorities of the day

Target prioritization for engaging the Scottish military:

     1. Bagpipes.

     2. Bagpipe players.

     3. Bagpipe maintenance and logistical infrastructure.

     4. Remaining targets, if any.

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Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Signs of the Apocalypse, #821

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Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Song of the day

 

Nancy Sinatra's 1966 hit, written by Lee Hazlewood

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Monday, August 03, 2009

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Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

I won't say our school was tough, but we had our own coroner.

In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.

Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.

Not all drugs are good. Some are great.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

You can't get snot off of a suede jacket.

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Sunday, August 02, 2009

If this doesn't send a chill down your spine...

...nothing will.

From: Rafal M. Sulejman
Sent: Monday, August 03, 2009 3:05 PM
To: kgbarkes@gmail.com
Subject: [kgb] yes, it does...
 
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So there.  
The kgb@kgb.com e-mail address is now something other than kgb@kgb.com saga.
kgbreport.com used to be kgb.com until December, 2007 when the domain name broker Trout Zimmer made an offer I couldn't refuse. Giving up kgb.com and adopting kgbreport.com created a significant problem, however. I had acquired the kgb.com domain name in 1993, and had since that time used kgb@kgb.com as my sole e-mail address. How to let people know that kgb@kgb.com was no longer kgb@kgb.com but rather kgbarkes@gmail.com which is longer than kgb@kgb.com and more letters to type than kgb@kgb.com and somehow less aesthetically pleasing than kgb@kgb.com but actually just as functional as kgb@kgb.com? I sent e-mails from the kgb@kgb.com address to just about everybody I knew who had used kgb@kgb.com in the past decade and a half but noticed that some people just didn't seem to get the word about the kgb@kgb.com change. So it occurred to me that if I were generate some literate, valid text in which kgb@kgb.com was repeated numerous times and posted it on a bunch of different pages- say, a blog indexed by Google- that someone looking for kgb@kgb.com would notice this paragraph repeated in hundreds of locations, would read it, and figure out that kgb@kgb.com no longer is the kgb@kgb.com they thought it was. That's the theory, anyway. kgb@kgb.com. Ok, I'm done. Move along. Nothing to see here...

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I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


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If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.


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