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Saturday, January 19, 2008

No thanks.


I think most guys will find the virtual, metaphorical kind sufficient.

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(via Crooks and Liars)

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Friday, January 18, 2008

Headline of the day

Dyslexic Student Expelled Over Toy Gnu

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Quote of the day

I am so proud to be from the state of Minnesota. We're the workingest state in the country, and the reason why we are, we have more people that are working longer hours, we have people that are working two jobs.
-Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), who apparently is proud that the economy of her state sucks so badly that people need to work overtime at multiple jobs in order to survive. Unsurprisingly, she is a staunch supporter of "The Middle Class Job Protection Act", which protects middle class jobs by -wait for it- cutting corporate tax rates by 25%.

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Wishful thinking

Oprah Winfrey is starting a new television network in association with The Discovery Channel, which, one hopes, means a new season of Mythbusters in which Jamie and Adam and the gang address the 293,000 Oprah myths listed on Google, culminating in a finale in which they blow her up real good.

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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

iScrewed

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I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie.-JohnR7
(Top 100 Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms.)

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Monday, January 14, 2008

Ok, so I admit it...

Take the Sci fi sounds quiz I received 93 credits on
The Sci Fi Sounds Quiz

How much of a Sci-Fi geek are you?
Take the Sci-Fi Movie Quiz cheap digital camera

I'm an extreme geek.

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It's National Dress Up Your Pet Day


Some, however, are too erudite to participate.

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Sunday, January 13, 2008

The Year 2008:


Pretty much exactly how we predicted.
Visit The Covert Comic for more temporal insights.

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So there.  
The kgb@kgb.com e-mail address is now something other than kgb@kgb.com saga.
kgbreport.com used to be kgb.com until December, 2007 when the domain name broker Trout Zimmer made an offer I couldn't refuse. Giving up kgb.com and adopting kgbreport.com created a significant problem, however. I had acquired the kgb.com domain name in 1993, and had since that time used kgb@kgb.com as my sole e-mail address. How to let people know that kgb@kgb.com was no longer kgb@kgb.com but rather kgbarkes@gmail.com which is longer than kgb@kgb.com and more letters to type than kgb@kgb.com and somehow less aesthetically pleasing than kgb@kgb.com but actually just as functional as kgb@kgb.com? I sent e-mails from the kgb@kgb.com address to just about everybody I knew who had used kgb@kgb.com in the past decade and a half but noticed that some people just didn't seem to get the word about the kgb@kgb.com change. So it occurred to me that if I were generate some literate, valid text in which kgb@kgb.com was repeated numerous times and posted it on a bunch of different pages- say, a blog indexed by Google- that someone looking for kgb@kgb.com would notice this paragraph repeated in hundreds of locations, would read it, and figure out that kgb@kgb.com no longer is the kgb@kgb.com they thought it was. That's the theory, anyway. kgb@kgb.com. Ok, I'm done. Move along. Nothing to see here...

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I am a professional. Do not try this at home.


I canna change the laws of physics


As a matter of fact, I *am* the boss of you.
(as a matter of fact, i AM the boss of you.)


Truly great madness cannot be achieved without signficant intelligence


I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


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Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped.


Eff the ineffable, scrute the inscrutable.


If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.


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Nutrition makes me puke


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