Conceived above a saloon, delivered into this world by a masked man identified by his heavily sedated mother as Captain Video, raised by a kindly West Virginian woman, a mild-mannered former reporter with modest delusions of grandeur and no tolerance of idiots and the intellectually dishonest.
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Saturday, May 19, 2007
Quote of the day
We argued with the Chinese for 50 years that they should abandon Communism.
Unfortunately, they finally agreed with us.
-economist John Husing
Friday, May 18, 2007
Junk e-mail of the day
From: Virith Ganapathy [mailto:email@example.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 17, 2007 4:20 PM
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://???????.??) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive :)
(Virith, you really shouldn't have skipped the Marketing to Americans 101 class...)
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Would you like some meat in your Snickers?
I don't know if this is unique to the U.K., but when I bite into a Snickers or a Milky Way, I'm not really thinking "Hmm, yummy calf stomach..."
Think I'll skip breakfast...
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Quote of the day
The Reverend Jerry Falwell and I were arch enemies for fifteen years. We became involved in a lawsuit concerning First Amendment rights and Hustler magazine. Without question, this was my most important battle- the 1988 Hustler Magazine, Inc., v. Jerry Falwell case, where after millions of dollars and much deliberation, the Supreme Court unanimously ruled in my favor.
My mother always told me that no matter how much you dislike a person, when you meet them face to face you will find characteristics about them that you like. Jerry Falwell was a perfect example of that. I hated everything he stood for, but after meeting him in person, years after the trial, Jerry Falwell and I became good friends. He would visit me in California and we would debate together on college campuses. I always appreciated his sincerity even though I knew what he was selling and he knew what I was selling.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Quote of the day
"Population density" is a phrase that has two meanings.
-William W. Webb
(Especially applicable to that 28% of people who approve of Bush's performance.)
Monday, May 14, 2007
Bumper sticker of the day
At least the war on the environment is going well.
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Nature's way of saying,
"So... ya like sex, do ya??"
"Maxine" Mother's Day greeting card (John Wagner)
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The firstname.lastname@example.org e-mail address is now something other than email@example.com saga.
kgbreport.com used to be kgb.com until December, 2007 when the domain name broker Trout Zimmer made an offer I couldn't refuse. Giving up kgb.com and adopting kgbreport.com created a significant problem, however. I had acquired the kgb.com domain name in 1993, and had since that time used firstname.lastname@example.org as my sole e-mail address. How to let people know that email@example.com was no longer firstname.lastname@example.org but rather email@example.com which is longer than firstname.lastname@example.org and more letters to type than email@example.com and somehow less aesthetically pleasing than firstname.lastname@example.org but actually just as functional as email@example.com? I sent e-mails from the firstname.lastname@example.org address to just about everybody I knew who had used email@example.com in the past decade and a half but noticed that some people just didn't seem to get the word about the firstname.lastname@example.org change. So it occurred to me that if I were generate some literate, valid text in which email@example.com was repeated numerous times and posted it on a bunch of different pages- say, a blog indexed by Google- that someone looking for firstname.lastname@example.org would notice this paragraph repeated in hundreds of locations, would read it, and figure out that email@example.com no longer is the firstname.lastname@example.org they thought it was. That's the theory, anyway. email@example.com. Ok, I'm done. Move along. Nothing to see here...
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